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My name is Amy and I am a proud Nashvillian. I attend Rhodes College and have a cat named Charlie who is fantastic. I love: Ancient Rome, Jon Stewart, cats, the Avett Brothers, making lists, trivia, and the Oxford Comma. I also love taking pictures of my face, and blogging about my life and my friends.

whatthehales replied to your post: Considering leaving my house for the first time…

You and me seem to be on the same Office wavelength. Bravo.

YES. All Office all the time. I’m on the Fun Run Race for the Cure episode. Jim and Pam FOREVER! I am also slowly working my way through Giuliana and Bill, the E! reality series about Giuliana Rancic, the E! red carpet host, and her husband Bill. So far they have bought and then sold a house in Chicago, and Giuliana has discovered that she is not as young as she used to be! 

 gaywizardsincardigans replied to your postConsidering leaving my house for the first time…

wow, your dream sounds perfect.

Thanks, girl! I often have fantastic dreams. Once I had a dream about this incredibly tiny golden retriever puppy and it fit in the palm of my hand and it could also fly and when it fell out of my hand it bounced on the ground and then flew up and licked my face. 

— 5 hours ago
#whatthehales  #gaywizardsincardigans 

Also I have already told Lauren and Andrea and Chloe and Anna about this one but I had a dream that Lauren was Marmee and her hall was like Little Women and Rhodes was snowed in and Lauren had to come up with a bunch of wholesome activities for 2nd floor Williford to partake in while they couldn’t leave the building.

So they made candles and did needlepoint and put on a puppet show and baked gingerbread cookies and carded wool (but then didn’t do anything with it? that activity didn’t make much sense but I think this dream was drawing from that field trip we took to Travellers’ Rest in middle school), and they also all wore aprons, and they loved Lauren because she was Marmee. 

For those of you not in the know, Lauren is going to be an RA and she loves crafts, so this dream makes perfect sense. Also I have a lot of knowledge about Little Women and 19th century hobbies and crafts. 

— 5 hours ago with 5 notes
#one day I will go through my archive and tag all of my text post summaries of my dreams with the word dream  #and then there will be a dream page  #just like my face page  #or my best friends page 

I LOVE ANDREA SO MUCH 

GOOD LUCK AT WORK ORIENTATION 

(She is learning how to properly fold clothes, probably)

— 1 day ago with 6 notes
#osenverre  #come live with me I miss youuuu 
This cat is fantastic.

This cat is fantastic.

(Source: followyourheartg, via ladypanboner)

— 2 days ago with 7615 notes
classybooks:

Thus, the thing began. Had she perceived this fart’s import she might have asked why she was doomed to be seen and coveted that day by the wrong man, and not by some other man, the right and desired one in all respects.

This one is especially hilarious at this moment in time. 

classybooks:

Thus, the thing began. Had she perceived this fart’s import she might have asked why she was doomed to be seen and coveted that day by the wrong man, and not by some other man, the right and desired one in all respects.

This one is especially hilarious at this moment in time. 

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
#Fart of the D'Urbervilles 
classybooks:

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote 
The droghte of march hath perced to the farte…

I’m actually dying. MR KIIIIING 

classybooks:

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote 

The droghte of march hath perced to the farte…

I’m actually dying. MR KIIIIING 

— 2 days ago with 5 notes